After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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