we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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