On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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