So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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