I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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