She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Randomize
