I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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