dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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