belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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