pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Pooping to opera.
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