Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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