I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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