I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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