I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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