nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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