ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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