i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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