This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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