i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
How's work?
Spinning.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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