winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
