so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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