I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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