he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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