I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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