please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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