I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
false alarm, still single
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
