I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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