Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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