I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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