i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Can I color on your dick again?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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