Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So. Much. Porn.
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