let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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