I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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