Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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