It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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