I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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