There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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