You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
