My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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