We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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