Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The feeling are messing with the penis
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize