What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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