Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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