Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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