I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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