i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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