dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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