dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish life had little blips of pornography
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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