they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This is not my ceiling
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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