Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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