ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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