talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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