So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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