The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you didnt know i had herpes?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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