They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
