they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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