Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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